We can’t have you passed out on the ground like this! I’ll go get you something right away, though. Mia: Well, I don’t have any food on me right now. As soon as I finish eating, I get hungry again. Mia: Hold on a minute! Don’t tell me you’re always staggering around and fainting because you need a snack! Mia: Huh? Hungry? Why don’t you quit your whining and have a biscuit? Mia: Aaaack! Why are you on the ground?! Are you dead? Gravely injured? Perhaps slightly wounded? ! ! Hey! What was that? Ugh! What did I just step on? It feels.squishy. I sense my foes out there, hiding in the trees and snickering at me! Haaaa! Take that, foe! You know, I haven’t seen Ilyana lately. I’ll come with you! You’ll never find anything without me. Mia: Where are you going? That’s a dead end! Hold up for a moment. Are you sure you weren’t being bilked? Was he a real priest? You look like you’re about to keel over. The last time I saw a priest, he said I wasn’t sick.
Mia: Oh, I remember you from the other day. Just to make sure nothing bad happens to her. Mia: So, do you want to duel? At dawn, perhaps? I love dueling at dawn! Amind. Mia: Ack! You scared me! Hah! Sneaking up behind me like that. I’m feeling lucky! Maybe I’ll meet someone to duel. Remember that name! He’s going to take me out to the finest restaurant! Tasty food. Gatrie: Really!? Brilliant! I, Gatrie, will deliver you to the finest purveyor of salacious foods in all the realm! To be honest, I was thinking that if I gave you something you liked, you might come out to dinner with me sometime. Isn’t it stunning? Here, why don’t you take it? Gatrie: Ilyana! I just found this exquisite seashell on the shore. I’ll just have to pour it on even thicker! There’s no way I’m going to let such a gorgeous girl slip away! Oh! So you love it, right? Just like you love big, strong knights? Gatrie: That’s no good, either? Are you sure you won’t take it? No good, eh? Then what about this broach? Isn’t it fashionable? I picked it up at a quaint little curio shop I stumbled upon. Gatrie: I picked these beautiful flowers just for you! Gatrie: I know she’ll never forget me! Ilyana. Oh, there was that business with the dragon. Gatrie: Of course, I’m sure you’ve heard all about my victories on the battlefield. Gatrie: Phew, I finally got your attention.